Strange bedfellows

In a move that would confuse Santa Claus, Funko have simultaneously announced new Kiss and Disney toys.

For those who are naughty, the company will release a limited edition Gene Simmons-looking Kiss Demon Robot 11-inch Vinyl Invader —which looks like the love child of Gene circa “Kill Alive 2” and Voltron — on January 1, 2012.

For those that are nice, Funko will release as series of Disney POP! figures next week. Besides such obvious choices as Mickey, Tinker Bell, Pinocchio, Jiminy Cricket, and Snow White, they’ll also releasing ones of Cruelly De Vil, Maleficent (the witch from “Sleeping Beauty”), and Stitch. Who, now that we think about it, should probably be in the naughty paragraph.