Can I Play With Madness

Funko have announced two new toys based on rockers Ozzy Osbourne and Kiss.

Available July 12, the Kiss Mini Wacky Wobbler Bobble-head Four Pack has little bobblheads of Ace, Gene, Peter, and Paul in their classic make-up. At least we hope it’s Ace, Gene, Peter, and Paul; these days, with other people in Kiss wearing Ace and Peter’s make-up, it’s hard to tell. But Funko have never done us wrong before, so we’re assuming it’s the real deal and not some imposters.

About a month later, Funko will release a Wacky Wobbler Bobble-head of colonoscopy spokesman (and occasional singer) Ozzy Osbourne. The figure has the Ozman holding a human skull and offering to fist bump you, though he seems to have misplaced his trademark sunglasses. Maybe a bat stole them.