The Real Dark Side

The charity Stand Up To Cancer have announced that they’re releasing four SU2C-themed Angry Birds Star Wars shirts.

Among them are a Women’s Jersey T-Shirt that has Princess Leia (as an irritated fowl, of course) declaring she’s “Totally Over Cancer” ($29.99), a men’s shirt that says “Rebel Against Cancer” ($24.99), and a pair of kids shirts ($19.99), one of which has Han Solo and Luke Skywalker and the saying “Let’s Smash Cancer,” while the other has Yoda ordering you to “Stand Up To Cancer You Will.”

Proceeds from these shirts will, naturally, go to cancer research. So you’ll not only look good, you’ll also feel good.

All of the shirts — as well as others that don’t depict your childhood heroes as pissy poultry — can be ordered from http://www.standup2cancer.org