Squeeze Box

Inception Media Group have announced that the DVD and Blu-ray of “Titanoboa: Monster Snake” — which, sadly, is not a monster movie about a snake that had sex with the Titanic and gave birth to a giant snake that eats people, but is instead of a documentary about a prehistoric snake that lived 60 million years ago — would be out on April 3.

This 90-minute special is about the Titanoboa Cerrejonensis, which was 48 feet long and weighed 2,500 pounds. In 2011, an artist in Vancouver and his team created a mechanical version, which itself sounds like the beginning of a monster movie.

The DVD of “Titanoboa: Monster Snake” will retail for $14.98 while the Blu-ray will be $19.98.