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Dating Website ‘Shag A Gamer’ Isn’t A Joke, Actually Offers You Sex

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Posted on July 16, 2012 AT 01:25pm

A new dating website has recently launched in the United Kingdom, offering online singles the golden opportunity to have sexual intercourse with a gamer. Not a single part of that sentence was made up.

Dubbed “Shag a Gamer” (very subtle), the website offers a service that goes a step further than having girls talk dirty to you on Xbox Live or PlayStation Network. Apparently, it claims itself as the #1 dating site for gamers in the U.K. despite being relatively new—so people must be joining up at a pretty fast clip.

Welcome to Shag a Gamer. The biggest adult dating site on the net that lets gamers and geeks meet up for no-strings attached sex. We play host to thousands of single gamers who want nothing more than a quick shag. If you’re feeling lonely or you want a like minded companion tonight – this is your site.

As much as I want to be offended for you guys (gamers, Europeans, take your pick), I have other problems with this site.

If you’re counting by sheer volume, couldn’t/wouldn’t OkCupid, Match.com, eHarmony, or any other number of online dating services claim to be the “#1″ dating website in the U.K.?

When you think about it, gaming isn’t some closet activity for horny virgins anymore. In fact, the term “gamer” doesn’t really have any meaning, since practically everyone with a smartphone plays video games.

Good God, they even have a Twitter account. If anyone retweets their posts to my feed, I’m blocking you.

Source: Destructoid

McKinley Noble, Contributing Editor
McKinley Noble has been writing about video games for seven years as a blogger and journalist, with each job adding to his painstakingly alphabetized collection of retro gaming memorabilia. When not cracking jokes about the gaming industry, he's a talking encyclopedia when it comes to mixed martial arts and anything MMA related. Follow him on Twitter: @KenTheGreat1. Meet the rest of the crew.

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