Halo 4

And now, for your viewing pleasure, one fan’s vision of the Halo 5 Experience on Xbox 720.

The graphics look real because they are real—try wrapping your noodle around that.

There’s something weirdly uncomfortable about watching real people act like total morons while trash-talking like total morons—which I reckon is the point behind this video. At least, I hope that it is. It seems very tongue-in-cheek. But even as a joke, I can’t help but roll my eyes—this level of childishness is what keeps me away from online gaming. And it’s super prevalent in Halo. Worse yet, equally from age-qualifying “adults” as fourteen-year-olds.