E3 2012

In today’s economy, what kind of job skills does a futuristic cyborg ninja really have? Mega 64 took a look at what kinds of careers Metal Gear Solid‘s Raiden would inevitably fail at doing, dooming him to a life of slicing apart giant robots.

Mega 64′s latest video was part of Konami’s pre-E3 online showcase, as the Internet comedy trio (or is it a quartet now?) added a bit of humor to the downsides of having a complex mechanical body suited only for high-speed acrobatic combat. At it turns out, cutting things in half faster than the speed of sound can only prepare you for so much outside of the Metal Gear universe.

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