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New Far Cry 3 Trailer Has Gay Badgers, Suicide Bomber Monkeys

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Posted on September 17, 2012 AT 10:31am

Although Far Cry 3 has its fair share of dangerous animals, the ones to fear might not the predators. As shown in the latest trailer for the game, even the monkeys will ruin someone’s day.

As the talking honey badger (?) notes, his species may be crazy, but it doesn’t hold a candle to a monkey running at you with a bomb strapped to its back.

(For context, honey badgers are generally known for being extremely violent—and smart enough to use tools.)

Apparently, that’s what you’re in for if you plan on pre-ordering Far Cry 3 from GameStop, which nets you the “Monkey Business” DLC Pack. It contains four standalone single-player missions specifically geared around using the suicide bomber monkeys, plus two extra multiplayer taunts.

Also, watch out for Komodo Dragons when the game hits stores on December 4th.

[Editors's Note: It has been pointed out to the writer of this post that the badger may be bisexual, or possibly just metrosexual. We don't know the badger's life choices, but everyone at EGM respects them.]

McKinley Noble, Contributing Editor
McKinley Noble has been writing about video games for seven years as a blogger and journalist, with each job adding to his painstakingly alphabetized collection of retro gaming memorabilia. When not cracking jokes about the gaming industry, he's a talking encyclopedia when it comes to mixed martial arts and anything MMA related. Follow him on Twitter: @KenTheGreat1. Meet the rest of the crew.

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