THE BUZZ: First official screenshots hit today for Code of Princess, an upcoming 3DS side-scrolling action title that is said to have some points of resemblance to Treasure’s Guardian Heroes. The game is based on the “Code of Princess” fantasy world created by Japanese artist Kinu Nishimura, who will also have a part in the creation of the game.

EGM’s TAKE: Nothing out of the ordinary, right?

Well, that’s until we get to the game’s main character, Solge—who has quite possibly made the most nonsensical decision in terms of choice of armor that has ever been made by a video game character.

Look, I mean—I get it. Guys who play video games love looking at boobs, even virtual ones. But isn’t this just a little too ridiculous? I mean, I don’t… I don’t understand how the bottom half of that outfit even works! Sorcery? Mid-evil glue? Was it sewn straight onto her skin?

Thankfully, however, should any of Solge’s enemies go for her hands, she’ll totally be okay.