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Saints Row: The Third Achievement List Unveiled

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Posted on September 29, 2011 AT 05:47am

THE BUZZ: The full achievement list for Saints Row The Third has been unveiled. The game contains 50 achievements for a total of 1000 Gamerscore.

There are the usual achievements, but their are also some funny ones tucked away to such as “Ow My Balls.” We’re sure you can figure that one out. The full achievement list is below:

  • Dead Presidents (10) – Complete ‘When Good Heists…’.
  • The Welcome Wagon (15) – Complete ‘I’m Free – Free Falling’.
  • We’re Takin’ Over (20) – Complete ‘We’ve Only Just Begun’.
  • Tower Defense (20) – Complete Act 1 in one way.
  • Kuh, Boom. (20) – Complete Act 1 in another way.
  • Gotta Break Em In (25) – Complete ‘The Ho Boat’.
  • I Heart Nyte Blayde (25) – Complete ‘STAG Party’.
  • kill-deckers.exe (25) – Complete ‘http://deckers.die’.
  • Titanic Effort (40) – Complete Act 2.
  • Once Bitten… Braaaaaaains (25) – Complete ‘Zombie Attack’.
  • Murderbrawl 31 (25) – Complete ‘Murderbrawl XXXI’.
  • Mr. Fury Would Be Proud (30) – Complete Act 3 in one way.
  • Gangstas… In Space! (30) – Complete Act 3 in another way.
  • Hanging With Mr. Pierce (25) – Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Downtown district.
  • Mourning Stars (25) – Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the New Colvin district.
  • Hack the Planet (25) – Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Stanfield district.
  • You’re the Best… (25) – Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Carver Island district.
  • Bright Lights, Big City (80) – Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the entire city of Steelport.
  • Ouch. (20) – Complete all instances of Insurance Fraud.
  • Tune In, Drop Off (20) – Complete all instances of Trafficking.
  • And Boom Goes the Dynamite (20) – Complete all instances of Heli Assault.
  • Fence Killa 2011 (20) – Complete all instances of Mayhem.
  • Your Backseat Smells Funny (20) – Complete all instances of Escort.
  • Double Dose of Pimping (20) – Complete all instances of Snatch.
  • Porkchop Sandwiches (20) – Complete all instances of Trail Blazing.
  • Go Into the Light (20) – Complete all instances of Guardian Angel.
  • Tank You Very Much (20) – Complete all instances of Tank Mayhem.
  • Have A Reality Climax (20) – Complete all instances of Professor Genki’s Super Ethical Reality Climax.
  • Everything is Permitted (10) – Kill all of the hitman Assassination targets.
  • Hi-Jack It (10) – Steal and deliver all Vehicle Theft targets.
  • Getting the Goods (10) – Find 25% of all Collectibles.
  • Life of the Party (20) – Find 100% of all Collectibles.
  • Shake and Bake (10) – Complete your first Challenge.
  • You’re My Hero! (30) – Complete ALL Challenges.
  • Ow My Balls! (10) – Do your first nutshot AND testicle assault.
  • Gender Equality (10) – Play for at least 2 hours as a male character AND 2 hours as a female character.
  • Bo-Duke-En (10) – Hijack 50 vehicles – Dukes style.
  • Love/Hate Relationship (10) – Taunt AND/OR Compliment 50 gang members.
  • Gellin’ Like Magellan (20) – Explore every hood in Steelport.
  • Who Loves Ya Baby (10) – Kill 50 brutes.
  • A Better Person (15) – Buy your first Upgrade from the Upgrade Store.
  • Haters Gonna Hate (15) – Kill 1000 Gang Members.
  • Cowboy Up (10) – Fully upgrade one Weapon in each slot.
  • Pimped Out Pad (10) – Upgrade one Stronghold to its full glory.
  • Flash the Pan (10) – Destroy all Gang Operations in Steelport.
  • Third and 30 (40) – Spend over 30 hours in Steelport.
  • Jumped In (10) – Create and share a character online.
  • Opulence, You Has It (20) – Complete ‘Party Time’.
  • Stay Classy Steelport (10) – Kill 25 Gang Members each with ‘the Penetrator’ AND the Fart in a Jar.
  • The American Dream (10) – Customize 10 vehicles.
  • EGM’s TAKE: We love it when achievements are actually funny and not just go here and do this. And we can’t wait to try out “Fart in a Jar.”

    What do you think of the achievement list?
    Please comment below.

    Matthew Bennett, Associate Editor
    Matthew Bennett has only been covering the gaming world for a short while, but he’s eager to make his mark. An ability to go many hours without sleep and a quick wit make him ideal for his role as associate editor at EGMNOW.com. He often thinks back to the days when the very idea of this career seemed like nothing but an impossible dream. Follow him on Twitter @mattyjb89. Meet the rest of the crew.

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