Two Million Killed by Purple Penetrator in Saints Row: the Third

By Matthew Bennett, Associate Editor
Posted on December 1, 2011 AT 06:22am

THE BUZZ: The people at THQ and Volition track some interesting stats which would certainly liven up any political debate, such as the number of Steelport Residents murdered with a giant purple dildos.

In case you were wondering that number has just surpassed the two million mark. Additionally, 44 million pimps, gimps and prostitutes have met an untimely demise in the city. Another impressive stat that says a lot about Saints Row players is that a total of two years have been notched up running around the city naked.

EGM’s TAKE: If the newspapers got hold of this information their heads would explode with crazy headlines.

What’s your preferred weapon of choice? Leave a comment below.

Matthew Bennett has only been covering the gaming world for a short while, but he’s eager to make his mark. An ability to go many hours without sleep and a quick wit make him ideal for his role as associate editor at EGMNOW.com. He often thinks back to the days when the very idea of this career seemed like nothing but an impossible dream. Follow him on Twitter @mattyjb89. Meet the rest of the crew.

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