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THE BUZZ: The people at THQ and Volition track some interesting stats which would certainly liven up any political debate, such as the number of Steelport Residents murdered with a giant purple dildos.

In case you were wondering that number has just surpassed the two million mark. Additionally, 44 million pimps, gimps and prostitutes have met an untimely demise in the city. Another impressive stat that says a lot about Saints Row players is that a total of two years have been notched up running around the city naked.

EGM’s TAKE: If the newspapers got hold of this information their heads would explode with crazy headlines.

What’s your preferred weapon of choice? Leave a comment below.

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Two Million Killed by Purple Penetrator in Saints Row: the Third

The people at THQ and Volition track some interesting stats which would certainly liven up any political debate, such as the number of Steelport Residents murdered with a giant purple dildos.

By Matthew Bennett | 12/1/2011 09:22 AM PT

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THE BUZZ: The people at THQ and Volition track some interesting stats which would certainly liven up any political debate, such as the number of Steelport Residents murdered with a giant purple dildos.

In case you were wondering that number has just surpassed the two million mark. Additionally, 44 million pimps, gimps and prostitutes have met an untimely demise in the city. Another impressive stat that says a lot about Saints Row players is that a total of two years have been notched up running around the city naked.

EGM’s TAKE: If the newspapers got hold of this information their heads would explode with crazy headlines.

What’s your preferred weapon of choice? Leave a comment below.

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0   POINTS



About Matthew Bennett

view all posts

Matt is one of the longest-serving members of the EGMNOW team. An ability to go many hours without sleep and a quick wit make him ideal for his role as associate editor at EGMNOW.com. He often thinks back to the days when the very idea of this career seemed like nothing but an impossible dream. Find him on Twitter @mattyjb89