It appears that someone at Mann Co. has accidentally got spoilt mayonnaise over some of Team Fortress 2‘s hat collection and so a fire sale has begun to get rid of the ruined stock, but once these hats are gone they are gone forever.
“Bidwell was taking stock of some of our older merchandise this week and found out some idiot’s been using one of our warehouses to store pallets of spoiled mayonnaise,” reads a blog update. “Raccoons all over the place. Fancy Fedoras, Prussian Pickelhaubes, Football Helmets – these items were part of Mann Co. history. Some of them were the first items we ever shipped. They deserved a better end than rotting in a puddle of rotten condiments and raccoon poop, let me tell you.”