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EGM Review:
Star Trek: The Video Game

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Posted on April 29, 2013 AT 10:51am

Gorna break your heart

Let me make this clear: I love Star Trek. The Original Series, The Next Generation, Deep Space Nine, Voyager, even Enterprise. And the J.J. Abrams reboot? Love it, love it, love it. I tell you this because I want you to understand that Namco Bandai’s Star Trek was reviewed in the best possible light—in the hands of a man with photos of himself sitting in Picard’s chair on the bridge of the Enterprise-D, a man with the biggest goddamn crush on Chris Pine this side of the fella’s girlfriend.

I do not love Star Trek: The Video Game. I do not like Star Trek: The Video Game. I don’t even begrudgingly respect Star Trek: The Video Game.

Digital Extremes fails to take Star Trek beyond exactly what it is: another half-assed attempt at a licensed game. On paper, I can see the allure—an interactive way to bridge the gap between the 2009 flick and its upcoming sequel, Star Trek Into Darkness. Unfortunately, it seems Digital Extremes was under direct orders from Paramount to shove far too many genre styles that tenuously resonate with Star Trek into this title—genres in which the developer clearly has no expertise. Or perhaps they simply weren’t given enough development time. My money’s on a bit of both, since I know Digital Extremes can put together a better product. Dark Sector may not have been a particularly noteworthy videogame, but it was still solid, and The Darkness II was a strong shooter.

But Star Trek? It’s a mess.

I could perhaps forgive this shameless attempt at capitalizing on a brand name if it added something to the overall fiction established in the reboot. Unfortunately, Star Trek doesn’t expand upon the new universe in any way, let alone an interesting way. It is, primarily, lazy fan service that delivers a classic TOS villain—the Gorn—to an audience that, really, couldn’t care less about them. Sure, the Gorn get a new, more menacing look, but at the end of the day, Star Trek is little more than a retelling of The Wrath of Khan—but without the Khan (or wrath, for that matter).

Is it nice to hear Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Zoe Saldana, Karl Urban, Simon Pegg, John Cho, and Anton Yelchin reprise their roles? Certainly. Do they phone it in half the time? Very much so. And when you strip away the fiction, all that’s left is a generic third-person cover-based shooter with zero meaningful RPG elements—the one thing absolutely necessary to make a pseudo-authentic Star Trek experience. In theory, on-rails flying sequences, turret-style spaceship battles, platforming, and hacking minigames read like a pretty robust adventure, but in execution, they fall flat; these elements manifest in their most basic forms. At no point does anything in Star Trek feel expertly crafted—or even competently crafted. Ultimately, the game is about as functional as someone stuck in an iron lung.

When Star Trek works, it’s playable. Not enjoyable, but playable. But then the plague of bugs and glitches crop up—objective markers fail to load, the targeting reticule stays onscreen during cinematic scenes like a stain, command prompts never leave or fail to appear (necessitating a checkpoint reload), and broken enemy AI shatters the immersion. Twice during my playthrough, the camera started shaking violently as though its handler had the DTs. These issues pile up until it’s impossible to take Star Trek seriously.

The only aspect of Kirk and Spock’s Big Shooting Adventure that feels remotely reminiscent of something thoughtfully Star Trek in style is the tricorder, which is used to hack computer terminals, doors, and other random tech. For the most part, this is performed solely to gain experience for largely inconsequential, useless upgrades. Occasionally, the tricorder is used in a more explorative way—like finding an alternate route when the main path is blocked off. But 75 percent of Star Trek is sloppy, third-person cover-based shooting that’s beyond repetitive.

All of this culminates in an ending that feels appropriately unceremonious—as though Digital Extremes knew exactly how gamers would feel after taking down the game’s tedious Big Bad. “Get us out of here, Sulu,” commands Kirk. Smash cut to the credit roll—we’re done here.

Get us out of here indeed, Mr. Sulu.

Developer: Digital Extremes • Publisher: Namco Bandai • ESRB: T – Teen • Release Date: 04.23.13
3.0
Despite all its promise, Star Trek proves to be a spectacular sci-fi letdown: bugs and glitches galore, unresponsive controls, and a phoned-in story traveling at warp zero. Set phasers to “disappointment.”
The Good Chris Pine.
The Bad Missing mission prompts that force you to reload the last checkpoint.
The Ugly When the camera decides to have a nervous breakdown.
Star Trek: The Video Game is available on Xbox 360, PS3, and PC. Primary version reviewed was for Xbox 360.
Chris Holzworth, News Editor
Chris Holzworth has wanted to write about games all his life. He first cut his teeth writing for enthusiast sites such as RPGFan, and after writing for just about every other enthusiast website he could came across, wound up as EGM's east coast news correspondent (read: editorial intern, a fancy phrase for "slave") before relocating to LA to serve as news editor. [Meet the rest of the crew]

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