DigitalNoob

PopCap Games has opened up the official Plants vs Zombies store! What does this mean to wallets everywhere? They’ll all be empty, that’s what. Are there such things as zombie wallets?

Anyhow, they’re offering shirts, mugs, calendars, hats, vinyl bobbleheads, and pretty much anything that a plant or zombie could ask for, aside from water and brains. Of anything they’re offering right now, the POP! bobbleheads are the greatest threat to my paycheck.

In the immortal words of the wise Philip J. Fry: ‘SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!’

Go, spend your little lifeless hearts out, dear zombies.