Posted on June 25, 2012 AT 12:11pm
You are cordially invited to Pyromania! Valve is throwing a three-day party in honor of new game features that are being released for Team Fortress 2. Today starts off with Doomsday and eleven new “astro-achievements.”
Doomsday pits BLU against RED, with only one team getting the honor of transporting a suitcase nuke full of recalled Mann Co. Australium to American monkeynaut Poopy Joe’s rocket, so he can blast off and hunt down Soviet space chimp Vladimir Bananas. It’s the same spirit of competitive enterprise that stalled the moon landing by three years when Buzz Aldrin suplexed Neil Armstrong into a pile of folding chairs at Astromania ’69! Both teams will attempt to get the necessary fuel up a preposterously slow-moving elevator and into Poopy Joe’s Australium-powered rocket to the star.
Check the official Team Fortress 2 website for the future event details and hidden gems for information. According to the countdown clock, it’ll be at least 48 hours until the next events is unveiled.
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