DigitalNoob

This weeks edition of WTF Wednesday features and absolute gem from the Xbox Live Indie Games section.  Developed by INGENIOUSFUN, Kiss Kiss is a hybrid trivia game/kissing simulator….in 3D!!!!!

The setup is simple.  You see a frighteningly plastic woman dancing at a club and are strangely attracted by her inhuman shine and painfully enormous bosoms.  This digital diva likes to play games, so if you can answer a series of questions correctly she’ll dance ever closer to you and eventually reward you with a kiss (ummm…..Win?).

With hundreds of random but overall easy questions (ex. How many events are in a Decathlon?) there may be some fun to be had for those willing to spend the 240 Microsoft Points on this shallow shell of a game.  The real fun to be had here is strapping on a set of old school red and blue 3D glasses to watch the computer generated clubgoer shimmy and shake in the purple tinged third dimension.

Pucker up!!

If you really like a woman with skin like a barbie doll, eyes like a lycanthrope, and lips like a fish, then Kiss Kiss could be the game for you…..in 3D no less.  I’d like to think that I speak for most of the population when I say WTF!?!?!?