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CASTING FOR “TOMB RAIDER” PORNO STARTING

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Posted on October 24, 2011 AT 09:00am

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Exquisite Film have announced that they are looking for a Lara Croft lookalike to star in their upcoming video game porno parody “Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody.”

In the release, which also announced that the company was looking for a Xena lookalike as well, the company says, “The ideal candidates must possess the total package: gorgeous looks, an insatiable sexual appetite, an athletic physique, and most of all, an uncanny resemblance to the famous pop culture characters. It won’t be easy to find the Lara Croft and Xena of porn, but the rewards will be great for the right girls.”

“These are roles of a lifetime,” adds writer/director Jordan Septo. “Our stars will be playing the world’s most famous female figures of television, video games and action movies.”

Previous porno parodies produced by Exquisite include the equally creatively named “Iron Man: An Extreme Comixxx Parody,” “American Dad XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody,” and “The Porn Star Justice League of America.”

Paul Semel, Contributor
Paul has been writing about movies, music, video games, books, TV, toys, celebrities, and other fun stuff since the early-’90s. A regular contributor to EGM since 2004, he's also written for Entertainment Weekly, Bikini, Maxim, Raygun, Walmart GameCenter, Rides, and Emmy, among others. Please follow him on Twitter at @paulsemel. Or don't. Whatever.

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