My wildly successful sequel to the flop known as the Ho Train just might be enough to satisfy Bill Clinton, IF we can get him to ride the damn thing. READ MORE

Failure is the name of the game as I create another disappointing roller coaster while simultaneously failing to satisfy Bill Clinton. READ MORE

Bill Clinton finally arrives at my theme park. READ MORE

In the first episode of Rollercoaster Tycoon 3, Albert and I get to work building rollercoasters for Bill Clinton. READ MORE